Trump, "1870-1913, that is when we were the richest"

 Replacing the Electoral College with Trump University 

As the Epstein files rock the world socialites, DiDomenico's Trump pontificates "Well, over the 25 years I knew him, people took about 67 photos with me, but I barely knew the guy when we flew to his Island... I really never talked to him, and I was just there for Real Estate reasons. I didn't do anything; you can't pin anything on me. No one can come out against me. I barely knew the guy, to be honest." 

In the ever-evolving landscape of political satire, John DiDomenico emerges as a comedic virtuoso, wielding his uncanny ability to embody the persona of former President Donald Trump. With 14 live press conferences that commenced in the summer of 2023, DiDomenico's one-man show, "Live: Trump Press Conference," has become a tour de force that transcends the boundaries of humor and political commentary.

"We're going to drain the swamp, Mr. Swampy! We're going to find out why Jared got $2 billion from the Saudis, and why I got $6.7 million from the Chinese. Terrible people, the Chinese, by the way, but they give great money."

At the core of this comedic spectacle lies a transcript that unravels the brilliance of DiDomenico's performance, showcasing his impeccable timing and razor-sharp wit. Alone on stage for over an hour, DiDomenico seamlessly navigates the complexities of Trump's charismatic yet controversial personality, delivering punchlines with precision and portraying every nuance with flair.

On the topic of prison DiDomenico’s Trmup offers, “"I'm not going to go to prison but I would see myself as the warden if I was in prison I would probably be in charge or a gang I think I'd be great with a gang because I have a lot of people who follow me so I would probably be a very good gang leader and I see myself on the bench you know like pressing a lot of weight you know and there's these things called somebody told me about that they're called prison squats we put your hand you go like this you go look up prison squats and I thought I could do that because I have very strong legs from thousands of rounds of golf thousands around them girls which somebody asked about me become a professional golfer I think that's a great idea as soon as I'm back in president for life I'm going to become a pro golfer and win I'm going to win I'm gonna probably win everything."

In Hollywood uber producer, Ari Newman (known for begging the studio to cast Ryan Reynold's in his hit film Van Wilder) encapsulates the essence of DiDomenico's portrayal: "While the real Donald Trump may be in jail soon, DiDomenico's Trump could probably beat Biden, and MAGA wouldn't even know the difference." This sentiment underscores the transformative power of DiDomenico's performance, blurring the lines between fiction and reality.

As we delve into the first Live: Trump Press Conference of 2024, DiDomenico's comedic genius reaches its pinnacle. The excerpt showcases his satirical take on Trump's press conference style, weaving humor into political commentary with finesse:

"We're going to drain the swamp, Mr. Swampy! We're going to find out why Jared got $2 billion from the Saudis, and why I got $6.7 million from the Chinese. Terrible people, the Chinese, by the way, but they give great money."

"24 hours a day, totally transparent, except for the stuff we don't want you to see. But we're going to clean it up, Mr. Swampy, and Mr. Swampy, I may even have you at the White House because you have the best name, Mr. Swampy."

In this brilliant excerpt, DiDomenico's comedy not only entertains but offers a unique perspective on Trump's press conference style, proving that laughter can be a powerful lens through which to examine the complexities of politics.

"Women love me, they absolutely love me. And they're not crazy about my diet because women eat like birds, they eat like salads and yogurt and things like that. But I'm a man, and I like manly things like cheeseburgers, hot dogs, steak, prime rib. And sometimes, I might have ice cream afterwards because I don't like to mix it all up because of my stomach. But I always have two scoops of vanilla."  

It is not just Live but it streams live where people can ask questions through the chat like, “do you wear Huggies or Depends?”

His response, "That depends. I would say, you know what, they're huge companies both of them, and I don't want to bash one or the other or endorse one or the other, but honestly, it depends. It depends."

Sometimes you can hear DiDominicos dogs bark sending the comic into improve

"The security guards are French Fry because I love French, I love grease, and Olive. See a lot of people don't know this, but I love olives. They're great, they're wonderful dogs. They're huge, huge, vicious mean dogs who attack anyone who even looks Mexican when they're on the property."

Adding to the comedic tapestry are DiDomenico's brilliant improvisations on various topics, further highlighting his versatility.  Enjoy some favorites from his most recent live stream:

Leticia James Lawsuit:  "Peekaboo Leticia. She hates me. She absolutely does. She's a racist. This is racism. Did you know that? It's terrible. It's just another story of keeping the successful white man down in New York. New York hates wealthy people. It's so sad. She wants $350 million or $250 million. Come and get it. She'll never get it from me. Alina Haba did a great job in court, and she'll never get a penny from me because I won."

Stormy Daniels:  "Stormy Daniel likes my big brain. We had a fantastic conversation. We were at a big event out in California. She was all over me, and then we ended up upstairs together. Everything she said was a lie, except the part where I'm a fantastic lover. That part is true."

Rudy Giuliani's Money Troubles:  "I can't help. Listen, you just had a question about $350 million from Peekaboo James. I have my own problems. Rudy, you did this to yourself. I never asked you to do this. I never asked you to go to Ukraine. I never asked you to do all that stuff around the country where you ripped one in the hearing in Michigan."

Hillary Clinton:  "At the wedding, she's a big cheapskate. She came with Ziploc bags and was taking all the orders and putting them in Ziploc bags and stuffing them in. Even Bill was embarrassed. But she took like Prime rib; she took the rolls. It was very, very sad. Hillary Clinton is a cheapskate and would be a very cheap president who got us into some horrible, horrible wars."

Look for DiDomenico on TikTok and Youtube; as John would say "on the U and the TT"!!!